Not Deceitful Trailers: Star Trek Beyond
Welcome to the Star Trek Reboot movie that Cinemasins and Honest Trailers has not got around to, even though HISHE has.
Star Trek Beyond
Welcome to the movie where James Tiberius Kirk faces, the rock trolls from the movie Frozen? See the USS Enterprise where everyone is shagging everyone else, except for Capt. Kirk. Hey, what is going on here? Watch as Spock make sure his girlfriend has a necklace that she will need later on for Spock to locate her and save the crew.
When the Enterprise is sent into a nearby nebula to rescue a ship and its crew, the big E is attacked and destroyed by aliens recycled from a third season Voyager episode. Meet Krall, a nasty gearhead who likes to disintegrate people for fun and profit.
Watch as Scotty meets Jayla, an alien who just happens to live in a house that can do warp 4, if they can get the stupid thing to fly before it crashes. See Kirk dazzle Krall by showing off his skill, on a 21 century motorcycle? Marvel as the crew destroy the swarm ships the exact same way the Martians were defeated in Mars Attacks .
Staring:
Captain Motocross
Pointy eared Stalker
Ordinary White Girl
Krall and Unsual
I was Dumbledored
Starbase M.C. Esher
Necklace Ex Machina
Come on Bones. If you’re such a Nervous Nellie, what are you doing on the Enterprise?
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