1. Attack by discount troll rocks
2. Episodic movie series seems episodic.
3. Closet full of the same shirt cliché.
4. Everyone gets a lapdance except Kirk. and me.
5. Starbase M. C. Escher
6. Sulu Dumbledored into being gay.
7. George Takei says Sulu would never marry an insurance salesman.
8. Uhura and Spock break up for no other reason than to set up later scene
10. Kirk and Spock have something to tell each other that neither can talk about
11. Microsoft Universal Translator. Much easier to use Siri
12. Only ship available for the task cliché.
13. (-1 sin) Swarm ship idea done better than Voyager episode The Swarm
14 Starship Ex Machina
15. (-1 sin) Spock finally learns to use "colorful metaphors"
16. Spock tracks Uhura's radioactive necklace
17. Radioactive necklace.
18. (-1 sin) Badass motorcycle stunts.
19. Using music to destroy swarm.
20. This is a very poorly designed take-off
Total Sins = 17
Sentence = Another Sequel
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