Saturday, November 12, 2016

Where Gnome Anne Has Gone Before: Star Trek Beyoned movie sins

1. Attack by discount troll rocks

2. Episodic  movie series seems episodic.

3. Closet full of  the same shirt cliché.

4. Everyone gets a lapdance  except Kirk. and me.

5. Starbase M. C. Escher

6. Sulu Dumbledored into being gay.

7. George Takei says Sulu would never marry an insurance salesman.

8. Uhura and Spock break up for no other reason than to set up later scene

10. Kirk and Spock have something to tell each other that neither can talk about

11. Microsoft Universal Translator. Much easier to use Siri

12. Only ship available for the task cliché.

13. (-1 sin) Swarm ship idea done better than Voyager episode The Swarm

14  Starship Ex Machina

15. (-1 sin) Spock finally learns to use "colorful metaphors"

16. Spock tracks Uhura's radioactive necklace

17. Radioactive necklace.

18. (-1 sin) Badass motorcycle stunts.

19. Using music to destroy swarm.

20. This is a very poorly designed take-off



Total Sins = 17
Sentence = Another Sequel


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